This was great!
Your accent is hilarious. I read a reply you wrote below and thought I needed to comment since I feel that we share similarities.
I actually lived in Tapei, Taiwan ( In Taipei European School) for a year and Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) for 5 years. I'm half asian and tried to learn mandarin but gave up, my silly white man brain couldn't handle it. You deserve my 5, funny video :)